Seeking 100% remote IT work.
Hi there,
You are getting this message because you
need a programmer/IT worker - or at least you say you do
on the internet (somewhere).
If you are involved in any of the following activities
then do NOT contact me:
Drug dealing, smuggling, any porn related activity,
attracting or have attracted a FBI raid, attracting
or have attracted black helicopters, have issued
bad checks, can't seem to find that 10 billion...
it was there last week but now it is GONE,
having legal trouble, like to hang out with a bunch
of folks who talk about Uniform Commercial Code
and overthrowing the government by using unlawful
deadly force, like to use a microwave transmitter to talk
to Russian subs, have a tendency to place any of the following
words/phrases on all (or most) of the documents you get involved with:
"without prejudice U.C.C. 1-207", "non assumsit", and
"Refused for Fraud [F.R.C.P 9(b)]", have given top secret security
clearances to people who end up killing the good guys and running off
with lots of money, like to trick high school graduates into doing the
high risk work that you yourself don't have the guts to do,
are involved in anything unholy, have a need to cross the
border over 300 times per year so you can bring in that big
paycheck, having some kind of never ending and/or uncorrectable
security problem, have a CEO or member of the board that is
being paid from bailout money, have been paid with a bag
full of diamonds, need to shred or burn files so that U.S.
Marshalls can't read them, like to stuff hard copy printouts into
a bag, drop the bag off in a remote area, and then place some
white tape or chalk on a nearby object, have been or are about
to be posted on the failed bank list at the FDIC's site, are or
were selling/transporting drugs for a shell company called
"Evergreen", hire illegal workers and get raided by the FBI
and fined billions and billions of dollars, or are on the list of
bad guys posted here: http://tinyurl.com/bad-guy-list
If you work at a "body shop" (staffing firm) or are some other
kind of 3rd party, and/or someone who does not really need
my services then please ignore this message.
(now that that is out of the way...)
All others who need a 100% REMOTE
software author/software developer, system administrator
please see:
http://softwareauthor.web.officelive.com
Thanks,
Tim Johnson, MCAD.NET [v1.1 Visual C#]
[Send email using form at bottom]
callto://voip_with_tim_johnson (Skype required)
Resume follows:
Tim Johnson, MCP, MCAD.NET, Software Author, United States
Web Site: http://softwareauthor.web.officelive.com
RSS Folder: [go to folder and then click SHARE > RSS Feed if you need the feed]
Resume and Certifications: http://beam.to/tcj-data
VOIP : callto://voip_with_tim_johnson (Skype required.)
E-mail : [Send email using form at bottom]
Voice : Due to lots of "Feet Dragging" and an inability to "Move Forward"
from the job
posters I no longer have a voice number at this time - please use e-mail or
Skype.
Education
2009 - Present Self study with MIT OpenCourseWare: 6.00 Introduction to
Computer
Science and Programming (with Python) [As taught in: Fall 2008;
Level:
Undergraduate; Instructors: Prof. Eric Grimson, Prof. John Guttag]
2007 - 2009 Self study toward Systems Administration Windows Server 2003
2006 - 2007 MCP, MCAD .NET [Visual C#.NET v1.1]
(Visual Studio 2003 (RAD IDE), Visual C# with the .NET Framework
v1.1
[Transcript ID: 745619 Access Code: eyeofthestorm]
Use ID and code at:
https://mcp.microsoft.com/authenticate/validatemcp.aspx
70-316 (Windows Aps.) , 70-315 (Web Aps.), 70-229 (SQL), 70-320
(XML/Server)
1995 - 2006 Self development in Computer Science and other areas:
dBase Programming, Network Models, Internet
Protocols, Object-Oriented Programming, Top-Down Design,
Relational Data Base Management, Telecommuting, Procedure
Development, Uninterruptible Power Supply Usage,
Computer Assembly (Desktop), Network Installation
and Configuration, Operating System Installation
and Configuration, Web Site Development and
Maintenance, Strategic Application Use, Redundant
Operation Methods, Backup Methods and Strategies,
Contract and Copyright Law, Compartmentalization Methods,
Software Market Structure Analysis, Out-Sourcing Methods,
Data Automation Analysis, Human and Computing Systems Design,
Requirements Elicitation, Ergonomics, Issues in Optical
Secondary Storage Solutions, Computer Upgrade Strategies,
Internet Security, Applied Statistics, Abstract Mathematical
Thinking, Probability and Statistics
1992 - 1994 University of Nevada, Las Vegas, NV
Macroeconomics, Composition and Rhetoric, Golf,
Appreciation of Theater, Preparatory Chemistry,
Microeconomics, US to 1865, Precalculus Math I,
General Chemistry I, Technical Writing,
Precalculus Math II, Introduction to American Politics,
US from 1865 to present, The American West, Introduction
to Criminal Justice, General Psychology, Programming for
Scientists and Engineers, Computer and Logic Design I,
Elementary Calculus I
1988 - 1992 Security Police Academy, USAF, San Antonio, TX
Physical Education
Marksmanship Lab
Fundamentals of Law Enforcement
Investigative Principles
Military Law
Patrol Dog Training Techniques
Patrol Dog Operations
Ground Combat Skills Level I
Concepts in Computing (UM) at Anderson AFB, Guam
Elements of English (UM) at AAFB, Guam
Introduction to Writing (UM) at AAFB, Guam
Introduction to Computer Science and Programming (CTC) at AAFB, Guam
Algebra I (CTC) at AAFB, Guam
Patrol Dog Training Techniques
Patrol Dog Ed (Drugs)
Patrol Dog Ed (Explosive)
Beginning COBOL (CTC) at Kelly AFB, TX
Intermediate COBOL (CTC) at Kelly AFB, TX
1983 - 1987 Valley High School, Las Vegas, NV
Valley High School Graduate
English I, II, III, and IV
Algebra I and II
Geometry and Analytical Geometry (Honors)
Trigonometry (Honors)
Physical Education I and II
Health Education
General Science
Biology I and Chemistry I (Honors)
Physics I (IB) and Physics II (AP)
World History, U.S. History, and U.S. Government
Spanish I
Driver Education
Advanced Study Computer Science (Pascal)
Auto Mechanics I
Computer Science I and III (IB - Pascal)
Computer Programming Languages
BASIC, Pascal, COBOL 90, FORTRAN 77, C++, dBase (ver 5.0 DOS),
Visual C#, Python
Batch files in MS-DOS
Operating Systems
Radio Shack: TRS-DOS
Apple: ProDOS 8, 16, and GS/OS
IBM: MS-DOS 6.22, Windows 3.11, 95, 98, 2000, NT 4.0, XP, Vista HP
Others: UNIX (Linix/Zenix) and Guardian 90
Platforms
Hardware
Apple IIe, IIc, IIgs, TRS-80 Model III, TRS COCO,
IBM PCs (x86), SPARC Workstation.
TANDEM Himalaya with TACL (Tandem Advanced Command Language)
Software
Word Perfect, MS Works, MS Word, Quattro Pro, Quick Books, Apple
Works, FTP, Telnet, EMACS (Unix editor), Gopher, Internet Security,
dBase (DOS & Win.), Crystal Reports, FoxPro, Paradox, PC Anywhere,
ProComm (DOS & Win.), PkZip, Lotus 123, Netscape,
Microsoft Front Page, Windows Sockets, dial up networking, Lantastic,
VI (Unix editor), Tedit (Tandem editor), Internet Phone, Net Meeting,
Lap Link, Word Star, MS Office 2003, Skype, Visual Studio 2003, Visio
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